Nothing like being woken up by a scorpion bite at 5:30 in the morning. In my pain and half sleeping state I grabbed it and flung it across the room but not before that little f*&&%##& bit my finger. So now my right hand feels swollen and my whole side, abdomen area feels achy.
I screamed which freaked my husband out and then started hyperventilating and had to lie down on the floor and calm down.
I can think of more pleasant ways to be woken up.